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What's Annoying in Sports

Bill Parcells

All he does is make "comebacks" and then ditch his team a year later. He leaves the Giants and then retires. Then he joins the Patriots, takes them to the Super Bowl, and quits the next year. The next season, he's on the Jets. Three years later, he's gone and saying he's going to the Bucs. He decides not to and now he's with Dallas ? Give it up, Tuna.

The Yankees

I hate this team. I live near New York, so I get the Yankees shoved down my throat every year. Baseball is really unfair. The Yankees have all the money in the world and Steinbrenner can buy every big free agent out there. Just because they have all the money, the Yankees will always be good. Its not the Devil Rays' fault or the Brewers' fault that they always suck. They just have no money and can't hang onto their own free agents or sign any new ones. Big free agents, that is. The Royals did manage to sign Chuck Knoblauch.

I really do suck !

I'm glad Paul O'Neil retired. He was such a cry baby. I loved watching him whine and thow his helmet after he struck out, like in the picture.

I'm sick of hearing that Derek Jeter is the best shortstop in baseball. He's an overrated, sissy, brown-nosing little pansy. I'd take Nomar, A-Rod, or Tejada over him.

It was great watching Rivera fall apart last year. So much for being unstoppable. The Diamondbacks solved him and now the rest of the league has, too.

Clemens is such a loser. He blatantly threw that bat at Piazza and if anyone who wasn't on the Yankees did that, they would have been thrown out of the game.

Barry Bonds is a jerk. He's really selfish and won't sign an autograph unless the 5-year old has a hundred bucks. I hate the way he struts and watches his home runs go over the fence. I'd love to see one bounce off the wall and Bonds get thrown out at first. His teammates hate him so much that after he hit his 500th home run, none of them came out of the dugout to congratulate him. Oh and by the way, he recently tested positive for steroids. Surprise, Surprise!

Annoying Football Players

Jeremy Shockey

Ray Lewis

Deion Sanders

Terrell Owens

Jason Sehorn

Brett Favre

Shannon Sharpe

Randy Moss

Michael Irvin

Kordell Stewart

Warren Sapp

Am I not the biggest asshole in the NFL?

More Bad/Annoying Stuff in Sports

Bud Selig

Allen Iverson

FOX NFL Pregame Show

players'/managers' kids in dugouts

that Joe Jackson and Pete Rose aren't in the Hall of Fame

designated hitter rule

Jerry Jones

Billy Crystal talking about the Yankees

field interviews with NFL coaches before the game

baserunning pitchers wearing jackets on 80 degree days

lack of a salary cap in baseball and hockey

OJ

INNOCENT???

Good Things in Sports

Sportscenter commercials

Pardon the Interruption

NFL Primetime

yellow first down marker on TV

Instant Replay

ESPN the Magazine, Sports Illustrated

salary cap

throwback uniforms

Why Marino Was Better than Elway

*Marino is ahead of Elway in every major statistical category, including yardage, completions, and touchdown passes.

*People put Elway ahead of Dan because Elway won two Super Bowls, but that is mostly because Elway had such a good running game. True, the quarterback is the leader of the team but he can't control how well the rest of the team plays. The quarterback is on the field just as much as anyone else and TEAMS WIN SUPER BOWLS, NOT QUARTERBACKS. It's not marino's fault that he never had a running game and rarely had a defense.

*They make such a big deal about Elway's comebacks, but Marino was just as good as Elway at coming from behind...

14 of Elway's 4th quarter wins came after the game was tied and two of his "wins" actually ended in ties. All of Marino's 37 fourth quarter wins came from behind. The average 4th quarter deficit in Elway's comebacks was 3.77, while Marino's was 5.

*Nowadays, they make a big deal about Elway's two Super Bowl wins. They forget how badly he played in his in his first three. Plus, he didn't play all that well in game XXXII, his first win.

*Marino faced Elway two times in the regular season and won both times.

Whoever designed these must have been on crack

Best Uniforms

Pittsburgh Pirates

Montreal Canadiens

Phoenix Coyotes

New Orleans Saints

Detroit Red Wings

Ugliest Uniforms

Atlanta Thrashers

Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Denver Broncos

A Little About Me

name: Chris Payne, 15 years old, hometown: Colonia, New Jersey, sports I play: street hockey, hobbies: trading card collecting, drawing, roller blading/ice skating, playing Playstation2/computer games, favorite movie: Billy Madison, favorite food: pretzel, favorite song: The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, favorite TV show: The Simpsons, South Park.

teams I like besides the Dolphins: Arizona Diamondbacks, Pitsburgh Penguins.

email address: dolphinfaned@comcast.net