Barry Bonds is a jerk. He's really selfish and won't sign an
autograph unless the 5-year old has a hundred bucks. I hate the way he struts and watches his home runs go over the fence.
I'd love to see one bounce off the wall and Bonds get thrown out at first. His teammates hate him so much that after
he hit his 500th home run, none of them came out of the dugout to congratulate him. Oh and by the way, he recently tested
positive for steroids. Surprise, Surprise!
Annoying Football Players
|Am I not the biggest asshole in the NFL?
More Bad/Annoying Stuff in Sports
FOX NFL Pregame Show
players'/managers' kids in dugouts
that Joe Jackson and Pete Rose aren't in the Hall of Fame
designated hitter rule
Billy Crystal talking about the Yankees
field interviews with NFL coaches before the game
baserunning pitchers wearing jackets on 80 degree days
lack of a salary cap in baseball and hockey
Good Things in Sports
Pardon the Interruption
yellow first down marker on TV
ESPN the Magazine, Sports Illustrated
Why Marino Was Better than Elway
*Marino is ahead of Elway in every major statistical category, including yardage, completions,
and touchdown passes.
*People put Elway ahead of Dan because Elway won two Super Bowls, but that is mostly
because Elway had such a good running game. True, the quarterback is the leader of the team but he can't control how well
the rest of the team plays. The quarterback is on the field just as much as anyone else and TEAMS WIN SUPER BOWLS, NOT QUARTERBACKS.
It's not marino's fault that he never had a running game and rarely had a defense.
*They make such a big deal about Elway's comebacks, but Marino was just as good as Elway
at coming from behind...
14 of Elway's 4th quarter wins came after the game was tied and two of his "wins" actually
ended in ties. All of Marino's 37 fourth quarter wins came from behind. The average 4th quarter deficit in Elway's comebacks
was 3.77, while Marino's was 5.
*Nowadays, they make a big deal about Elway's two Super Bowl wins. They forget how badly
he played in his in his first three. Plus, he didn't play all that well in game XXXII, his first win.
*Marino faced Elway two times in the regular season and won both times.
|Whoever designed these must have been on crack
New Orleans Saints
Detroit Red Wings
Anaheim Mighty Ducks
A Little About Me
name: Chris Payne, 15 years old, hometown: Colonia, New Jersey, sports I play: street hockey, hobbies: trading
card collecting, drawing, roller blading/ice skating, playing Playstation2/computer games, favorite movie: Billy Madison, favorite
food: pretzel, favorite song: The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, favorite TV show: The Simpsons, South Park.
teams I like besides the Dolphins: Arizona Diamondbacks, Pitsburgh Penguins.
email address: firstname.lastname@example.org